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Walt Flanagan

His wife saw disturbing artwork he drew and was so horrified she left him for about 6 hours.

At least eight out of ten times when having sex he things of spider-man.

He went to Rick Springfield with his mom because he was too embarrassed to go with friends.

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Gitem Stevedave

He was contacted by the police to gather evidence on a doctor he was a patient of.

Due to a traffic violation he had to hire a lawyer, the same lawyer who defended his dad against murder charges.

On his 18th birthday he received a letter from his birth parents that said they were deep cover operatives.

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Frank 5

He got a lap dance from a student's stripper mother.

He threw up on his girlfriend's family cake and watched them eat it.

He release cockroaches in his boss's home.

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Brian Quinn

He stole and fucked a blow up skeleton.

He was almost arrested for grave robbing.

He took a shit in an alley so he wouldn't stink up a girl's apartment.

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Ming Chen

He fixed someone's computer at the airport and got a check for $10,000.

His real name isn't Ming.

He had Evangeline Lilly alone in his room for 15 minutes.

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Bryan Johnson

He lied girlfriend he was going to lunch but instead went to a strip club.

His school psychologist told his mom he had “A few antisocial tendencies”.

He would piss on the toilet paper rolls at Friendly's.

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Gitem Stevedave

He went backstage at the Circus and got to see the unicorn.

He had lunch with Mr Rogers.

He was fired from a job for being part of a fake robbery threat.

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Walt Flanagan

As a child he dreamed of becoming a tap dancer.

As a child he bit into a rice crispy treat that had a million maggots in it.

As a child he was so scared of Sunday his mom wouldn't let him know when it's Sunday.

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Mike Zapcic

He broke up with a girlfriend because he found out she was in porn.

He stole his current dog.

He got into fisticuffs with James Spader.

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Scott Mosier

When he was in 8th grade, he was thrown out of the locker room naked.

He has a birthmark on his dick the shape of Australia

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Ming Chen

He started a fire on the playground in elementary school.

He has had sex with exactly 2 women.

When he was 16 he shit out a 5ft piece of string.

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Walt Flanagan

He earned an elicit nickname while playing football with kids who saw he had a Villiage People album.

He pretended he was legally blind so he didn't have to drive his car onto a lift.

He pretended that he didn't speak English to his accountant so he didn't have to answer questions.

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Kevin Smith

He had a three way with a couple on a trampoline when he was 28.

He was once 100% convinced his brother was a CIA operative.

He met Jesus Christ at Star Of The Sea church in Longbranch.

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Brian Quinn

He buried his parents used condom because he thought it would stop his mom from getting pregnant.

He stole money from Kevin Smith at a con, then felt guilty and returned it.

He shot a .22 rifle at a friend intending to hit and harm him.

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Sunday Jeff

He saw someone get ingested by an aircraft engine.

He was sleepwalking and woke up in his friend's house.

He burned down a miniature golf course while camping.

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Mike Zapcic

He cooked for Julia Child and she grabbed his ass.

He got into a fist fight with Emeril Lagasse.

He got too drunk to cook on Good Morning America.

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Ming Chen

He took a drink out of a bottle of his brother's piss.

He was caught stealing newspapers from his neighbor because he wanted Calvin and Hobbes.

He slapped a homeless man with a slice of pizza.

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Debbie Chen

Ming ate pizza instead of taking her to the hospital with a fever of 103.

Ming performed the Heimlich maneuver on her mom and saved her life.

When they were dating, she thought Ming peed the bed.

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Bryan Johnson

At basketball camp someone pissed in his conditioner and he washed his hair with it.

At a family get together he pissed the bed with Suzanne.

He dried his face with a hand towel that had his grandmother's piss on it.

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Sal Vulcano

He had a salad with Joyce DeWitt.

He was hit by a car in an empty parking lot.

In a college party he had got tea bagged by a bunch of guys.

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Jess (A Listener who was in the store)

Her house was raided by the police because her sisters boyfriend was a drug dealer.

She dated a guy who had a female side named “Celeste”

She dated a guy who had imaginary friends.

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Walt Flanagan

On one of his first dates he was given too much change at a movie theater and gave the money back.

He wanted to be a hair stylist.

He had breast milk in his mouth that wasn't his mom's or his wife's.

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Brian Maxwell

He was caught jerking off in church.

Him and his cousin jerked each other off.

He jerked off an inmate for protection in jail.

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Ming Chen

When he was at Disney World at 14 his parents got in a huge fight and said they were going to get divorced.

In college he got in trouble with campus security for harassing a girl.

He bought his wife an $800 pair of shoes that didn't fit and he couldn't return.

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Walt Flanagan

He entered a drug store art contest, when he lost his mom flipped out and yelled until they gave him a prize.

He visited a sick comic reservist in the hospital.

At age 4 or 5 he would panic if a curse word popped into his head, thinking he was angering God.

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Sunday Jeff

He sat next to Bruce Springsteen at a baseball game.

He got in trouble in high school for pulling a fire alarm.

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Suzanne

Her and Bry were role playing as a hooker and a customer and Bry got angry because she kept breaking character.

Bryan held a loaded gun to her during sex.

She saw a topless picture on Bryan's computer and accidentally deleted his entire photo library.

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Frank 3

He was detained by the police in Mexico for public indecency.

On 4 occasions other students paid him to take the SAT test for them.

When being arrested his friend told the police his alias was “Franky Knuckles” and that alias went on his criminal file.

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Ming Chen

He killed his kids hamsters by dehydrating them.

He woke up in a bed with two women that aren't his wife.

He was caught with a stash of his female cousin's female-eccentric magazines

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Brian Maxwell

He hit a 16 year old girl with a 9 iron.

He drank a shot glass of urine for $100.

He was a professional wrestling manager in Memphis.

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Brian Quinn

He kissed Stacey Patella while she was sleeping and she didn't talk to him again for years.

He once attended a hate rally.

He wore women's underwear during a tenderloins show as part of a sex game.

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Mike Zapcic

He hid a bank robber in his basement.

He had a warrant out for his arrest for 2 years.

He drugged his boss while working at a country club.

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Chris Laudando

He kissed Tina Fey on the lips for 5 seconds.

He kicked a man in the chest on the subway.

He had a false positive for HIV.

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Gitem Stevedave

He was a baby model but didn't get any royalties.

He was flown to California to help with a role on the show LA Law.

Mr T lived with his family for a short time.

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Walt Flanagan

He does a voice on Monster Magnets album “Cobras and Fire”.

He sought professional help after season 3 of Comic Book Men for social anxiety.

At age 11 an older boy convinced him to streak through back yards.

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Mike Zapcic

He had sex with a teacher in high school.

He lost his virginity at his brother's wedding to his sister-in-law's boss.

He had sex with a woman 20 years older than him by accident.

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Bryan Johnson

He had a contest with his brother to see who could report more “How's my driving” people.

He made a death threat to a furrier from a pay phone.

His neighbor had a family of vinyl stickers and he cut the head off one and wrote “soon”.

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Frank 5

He purposefully pushed back repairs on his kitchen so it wouldn't be ready in time to host for Christmas.

He was banned from Tim Conway's twitter account for harassing him.

He sold his wedding ring for $300 at a gold party.

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Brian Maxwell

He had sex with a 65 year old lady.

He took a shit in front of 20 people.

He was the getaway driver in a bank robbery.

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